UnderStand, that because your a newbie, by no means does that mean your a "lamer". To us at wAre'Zz sLuT'zZ , Lamer'z are The ass's that know their way around a keyboard and Now think that they are all about something to the point that they are, Rude, malicious, etc. when given the option of being courteous and helpful.

FTP Tutorial - HERE
First, don't hesitate to click on anything at wAre'Zz sLuT'zZ. It will NOT whisk you away to another place and get you lost! Anything that you click will open in a "new"  window while maintaining your original window in the "Z" stack of open pages. To examine the new window either leave it the size that it appears, and scroll down as necessary or "maximize" the window, (middle button, upper right corner!) examine the page ... when finished exit the window using the far right "X" button in the upper right corner).

You will always find warezslutz right there where you left us! :)

What is warez ?
Next time you go into a store, walk over to where they sell computer programs and check out some of the prices. New games are about $60 each, applications can be even more! Also take a look at the names on the boxes, every single one of those can be found in the form of warez and you can find them all on the Internet. typically the titles are released as "shareware". so software, shareware, Plural, ware's or warez .

Why all the pornography ? 
Most warez pages will have tons of pornography ads. It is not free to keep these sites up and running, and pornography pays the bills. Every time you click on an ad, the warez page receives between 10 or 20 cents from the pornography people. You do not get charged any thing for clicking on the ad, and (if you like Naked BodY'zz you won't find any better Site's than the ones we Have on this page) When you click on one, it will open up to an entry page. Somewhere on that page you will see the word "enter", you NEED to click on that and enter that page (let it download completely). After that the rest is up to you. I suggest you take a look at what they have to offer, They are free, And have spent an awful lot of time Setting up a "Premium" Site, each and everyone of them, so if you indulge now and then, then take a minute to see what these folks have to offer. They Will open in a whole new window, (on our site they do anyway) so you can easily come back here without losing us after you are thru visiting them, better yet bookmark our page and go have fun :) Many warez sites go away as quick as they arrived because of the cost of running a site, so if you find a good, no bullshit site that has good content and is useful to you, (yeah! like this one!) then you should make it a habit to take the couple of minutes to click all of their sponsor's every time you visit their site. otherwise, you will get to see just how much you had come to depend upon them after they are gone. That's not good!

Is warez legal ?
Absolutely not. There is nothing legal about it, but warez people and Hacker's (not the same) have a different moral code than your local laws. you see, they know that software is simply a bunch of 0's and 1's, information, and that there isn't really a barrier to keep you from accessing this information, (if you know which buttons to push), After All, It's not as if you broke into a building, or put a gun to someone and forcefully Took Their Belongings. They / WE / I believe that if information is placed on the open internet, and it is able to be accessed by your KEYBOARD alone, no gun, no knife, Pure ability. 

Then quit fucking whining

If you left 5 $20.00 bills over night on ANY SIDEWALK near your house, Would you expect it to be UNTOUCHED 24 hours later? If you walked down the Street,. . . and WOW!,. . .  there is 5 $20.00 bills laying on the sidewalk ....No ONE Anywhere in sight........logic dictates that it belongs to someone, but is that really a place to "store it", and expect it to NOT be Messed with?

What's the z for ?
You will see more Z's on warez pages than you ever have in 
your life. When it all started, someone shortened the word software to 'ware, the plural of which they decided would be warez. It is a way to  distinguish it from commercial software and It looked cool. It was a good idea then and it still looks cool, now everything that should look cool has a
z at the end. mostly, I mean!

The History of Crack'zz
or
What Crack'zz were used for
(a tale of rumor and speculation only)

Tip:
Go to the manufacturer's site, or to any shareware site for 
that matter and download the program you want.

Tucows    Shareware
what ever it is you seek!! That way you can try it out before you waste much time or money. Rumor has it that A shareware version, is in truth, the full version,  they have little restrictions built into them so you cannot access the whole program, (to different degrees) depending on who made it..
(this is where "CRACK'ZZ" came into the picture. "Crack's" would go into the program and unlock it the same as if you had a key, or had been given the "code after giving up your credit card). after you had the shareware version.  then you would go to your favorite "Cracks sites", (we have a huge crack archive here displaying the History of crack'zz) and you would simply look for the title and version of what you needed. "version was important" after unzipping it, and reading the enclosed  "info", doing as it said, and within a few, you would have yourself the full version. Typically they would ask you to place the "crack" in the same folder "dir" that you installed the program in, and then double click on the crack. it did its thing automatically, and would say "cracked"  enjoy, or whatever,  and BLAMO!!!!!!!
If one site didn't have it, you would start hunting for it, and that didn't mean by e-mailing sites like a lamer and asking if they knew where to find it, the answer is yeah, out there .....go find it, just like the webmasters had to do, and take that damn lamer suit off,  throw it away, (sorry, some of you appear to have roots deeply embedded in that suit, cant help you there, you climbed in, you climb out!!)

An interesting History above

That's your first step, in climbing out of that suit, any body with ANY Brains knows that they need to Support a good site, when and if they find one. (yeah, like this one) click on their sponsor banners so that they are assisting the site in creating $$ to stay open, AND VOTING when they are asked to do so.
For a detailed "Explanation" Of What all this "Voting" is about, 
HERE

Ok, cool !!!!!

And remember the "Ancient Hackers Creed" now this is top secret,
so don't say we said, see?
"If we got the right version, we didn't mind the Excursion"
( Humor)... :)

Always help others who need it, they will
appreciate it too!

Here are some basic definitions of words That were 
associated with warez pages.
an extensive Glossary HERE

Appz--(applications)These are the programs that do something constructive. Microsoft Office, Adobe Photoshop and Windows 98 are all examples of Appz.

Gamez--(games)These are the programs you get to play. Some examples are Quake II, Postal and Strip Poker.

Crackz--(crack's) Commercial software sometimes needs to be "cracked" before you can get it to work. Sometimes companies will release demo's (shareware) of their programs that don't let you use all of the features of the full version, crackz will turn some of these demo's into the full version.

Serialz--( serial numbers) Some programs can't be installed until you enter the serial number that came with the original software. Other programs (some shareware) need you to enter a special code before you get the full version of it. There are lists of specific numbers that will tell you what to enter for each program.

Emulatorz--(emulator) Ever play Nintendo? Emulatorz allow you to pretend your computer is something else Atari, Sega Genesis, Super Nintendo, N64, Turbografix and many others. 

Romz--(game cartridges) Remember those plastic cartridges you put in Nintendo to play games? Romz are the programs contained in those cartridges. You simply put the Rom in the Emulator and you are playing the exactly same game as you would be on those other systems.

MP3z--(music)If you like music, you'll love MP3z. Play the latest songs on your computer, without buying the CD. These are high quality recordings and better than what you can get by recording off the radio.

FTPz--(file transfer protocol)The warez you are downloading has to be stored somewhere. FTPz are where they are stored. You can consider them as being web pages without graphics, that's not entirely accurate but it will suffice.

Hacking, Phreaking, Bombz, Virii-- (tools that assist in your project, much like a program, only they help to do things to programs sort of) If you need these defined for you, you need to stay away from them. there are many tutorials that can be dug up if one is so inclined to find them. understand that it is widely felt that the only way to learn is to sit at your comp and endeavor, anybody that starts wanting somebody to tell them how, or to do it for them is a "lamer", why? because each and every one of us had to tough it out and read and kick the computer and read some more. who the hell are you to expect it to be handed to you? in fact it took me over a year of constant perseverance to understand a portion of this shit, cause I wasn't about to go into a warez site and start acting like an idiot by e-mailing the ops, and asking lame ass questions. it's called, keep your mouth shut and pay attention get it?.... repeat it over and over again until you do!

Here are some tips, and some programs that should
be the first things you download.

Warez , ftp tips

Remember that when you are downloading from FTP sites, VERY often there is a limit to the number of users that can be on a site simultaneously, so keep trying until you get on. You should be using either Netscape Navigator 4.0 or Internet Explorer 4.0, don't even try using AOL's browser. Netscape works better with FTP sites, especially the ones that need a password to login. for these sites you will usually need an ftp client, I use ws-ftp, so, your first mission will be to locate ws-ftp shareware on our site, it will be in the proper pages that you should go look for a tool or application, then you will download it, and install it on your system, well, what are you waiting for....? 

Take the time to arrange and separate everything you download into folders. It is easy  to download huge amounts of programs, and if you don't keep things orderly you'll never get your hard drive in order. When I first learned about warez I downloaded about 2 Gigs worth, I still have downloads I haven't even seen somewhere in my system, along with other programs that I have duplicates of in several different folders.

Use ctrl-d to bookmark pages you like, its quick and easy, and you WILL FORGET WHERE that page was you liked, its the only way you'll find it again. Trust me on this one!

Everybody is worried about getting a computer virus when they download something, I won't say that they aren't out there, but virii are not as common as most people think. I have never gotten a virus from a warez site. Use a good virus scan and you should be okay. But it never hurts to be informed so here is a great place for you to get Informed

MOST IMPORTANTLY, Remember that the people doing these sites are not huge corporations, they are regular people just like you. They spend tremendous amounts of time putting together their pages and keeping them up to date. If you have a question you can usually get an answer if you email them, just be nice, no bitching or complaining. And just click on a banner when you download something, you are saving a lot of money because of these people repay them with 30 seconds of your time.

Programs you have to get right now!!!!

WSFTP Internet browsers are not perfectly suited to downloading from some FTP sites. ws-FTP is. To get the most result's, with the least hassle you need this. 

  get ws-ftp here

WinZip  and   WinRar-- Files are usually compressed into either .ZIP or .RAR archives. this is the same as putting a bunch of items into  a "shopping bag", or a "box", or a "briefcase", it allows you to "carry" many items by actually "handling" only one,---same difference. You "zip up a "bunch of files (compress them) and you only have to handle one. almost anything you download will be in a zip format. once this "zip" file is downloaded, you need to "unzip" or "uncompress" them before you can use them.  go find "winzip" in the "self extracting" format. once you get it and click on it, it does what it says, "extracts itself" into your comp., follow the install instructions and then whenever you click on a zipped file, it automatically opens up a window that asks where you would like to "extract to", or where would you like it saved to . simply select the location in your files where you would like it placed and hit ok, and that's it! be sure and remember where you told your computer to put it or you probably won't enjoy trying to relocate it in your comp.

get winzip here

Mirabilis   ICQ-- This is a communication/chat , you can get it free at their Website. you Use ICQ to talk to other people on the web and  you can drag ands drop files onto your friends names and it sends them, very simple easy and any time your friends come online it notifies you and you can either send messages back and forth (in real time) or open a direct chat box with them and read each others typed words as they are typed.   and even if you are half a globe away, it responds instantly!!! very useful, you will often see a "uin # xxxxxx " on a page as a way to contact the operator, now you know  why! 

get "icq"  here

Get Right--Sometimes downloads can take hours, even days. If you get kicked offline before you finish downloading you have to start all over again. With GetRight you can start off from where you were when you stopped. My Get Right log says that I have downloaded 1.8 Gigs since I started using it, without it, it would have taken 4.3 Gigs of downloading for the same results.

you want it? go find it! and here is a great place to start!
This is a "search engine for warez" Go ahead and type in the Name, in this case it will be getright and then click the "warez search button"